jennielawrence:

courage the cowardly dog is scarier than most horror movies

funnybro:

Chewing mint gum then drinking water

abbey-murphy:

do you ever get like really hopeful about someone for no reason and start thinking about all the wonderful things that could happen and then you realize they just don’t think about you like that and you’re crushed and you feel like an idiot

How do I know I like someone

Step 1: Denial

Step 2: Denying you are in denial

Step 3: Realizing you are denying that you are in denial

Step 4: Accepting the situation

My conscience: Congratulations you actually have feelings now have your 24/7 Behave like an idiot pass

It’s not that I don’t feel, I’m not a rock. Actually I’m always falling in love, it’s just that I keep running away from my feelings.

180mph:

i think on tumblr you have to come out of the closet as straight

mememaster:

Tumblr users are 649283748% done with everything except their homework